You find yourself in what looks and smells like a Starbucks from Earth. But it is called ShlumBlucks. Seems normal enough until you look outside the ShlumBlucks window and see darkness. You take your ShlumBlucks coffee(?) and look outside and notice the Great Void. The Great Void… the stuff of legends. What is in the coffee? The barista notices your confusion and assures you this is very real. Shlumbucks forbids its baristas from lying at the cost of their lives. The Great Void pays no mind to any of this nonsense.
Will you
gaze into the beauty of the Great Void
or
wisely shield your eyes from the unlimited power of the void?
In a flash the Great Void is illuminated with what can only be explained as a fireworks display that would collapse a mortal mind. How could this happen? The Eruption of the Great Void was only just a tall tale merely a week ago! Could the prophecy be fulfilled? Has the Chosen One located Mulafar’s Orb? It could NOT BE. The High Priest would never allow it. Now faced with this expelling of an energy you feel an overwhelming urge to…
glomp. It was what you always loved doing. Might as well glomp one last time.
or
bow to your knees to worship the Great Void, after all it may spare its disciples.
Good call. This was never your fight to begin with. As mother always said, “Glumbini flum clum bum!”. This was no time to be a hero. You step back and turn back into Shlumbucks. There is a special on blueberry muffins. Buy one get one free. There is only one muffin left. Will they substitute with a different flavor? Sure that would be reasonable. But its Shlumbucks, its a corporation who cares about one thing: money. Not how many muffins you get. You go to the counter… you feel the Great Void calling out to you… “Order a raspberry muffin”. The Great Void yearns for the sweet taste of a Shlumbucks raspberry muffin. It feels so wrong but oh so right. What will you do?
ORDER OUR FATHER THE GREAT VOID A RASPBERRY MUFFIN, BLESSED BE THE GREAT VOID.
or
ORDER OUR FATHER THE GREAT VOID A RASPBERRY MUFFIN, BLESSED BE THE GREAT VOID.
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